YES, YES, YES! I just got 42 blank canvases delivered from FedEX and I am now only days away from the paint a flyin.
Now maybe you're sitting there, laid back drinking your coffee just finishing your brunch or nibbling on a small cracker with sardines in mustard sauce and thinking to yourself , "What the $@+# is the big deal". Well let me explain, I need help and I know that, but it has been months since I have painted anything decent and quite frankly I've begun to shake alot. I can't drink anything from an open cup or glass, it just shakes and goes all over me and anyone close to me. I have zits appearing in strange places, I'm losing weight, more hair is leaving the semi smooth surface of my upper orb and my hammer toe has started to straighten out. I'm suffering from withdraw, I watch Celebrity Rehab and wait for tips from Dr. Drew, but the only thing I've learned is that Gary Busey is worse off than the Kardashians in a thrift store.
So you see I need to paint, not just some small little fungus from the dark green flora of the woodlands, but some strange image that the viewer thinks, "What the *&*%, take his paints away".
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